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On the last day of summer, ten hours before fall ...

My grandfather took me out to the Wall.
For a while he stood silent.
Then finally he said, with a very sad shake of his very old head,
"As you know, on this side of the Wall we are Yooks.
On the far other side of this Wall live the Zooks."
Then my grandfather said, "It’s high time that you knew
Of the terribly horrible thing that Zooks do.
In every Zook house and in every Zook town
Every Zook eats his bread with the butter side down!"

So  begins another brilliant commentary on the Human Condition by the unrivaled king of the nonsensical, Dr. Seuss. The story is about two adjacent villages who are feuding because of a difference of opinion that defies logic. Dr. Seuss portrays their preposterous plight (and ours as well in today’s strife-torn world) in his unique zany style that is guaranteed to leave you laughing and crying at the same time!

THE BUTTER BATTLE is a one-woman show by Eugene Oregon's 2000 Slug Queen, Accordionna.
Queen Accordionna is an acclaimed entertainer and a founding member of Accordions Anonymous, a "12-step" musical entity.

Length of Show: 15 Minutes    (plus 5 minutes total setup and breakdown)
Stage Reguirements: 6’ x 10’ area and a sturdy bench (or a chair).

Recommended Audience: Age 9+; depicts the futility of war and the arms race

Additional entertainment available with this show:

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